me: I got shot 4 times
school nurse: lmao just put ice on it
Look what I found.
An Ancient Relic of times long past.
While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.
SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED
Now that’s what I call determination
Those are some long dogs
Kirby you piece of goddamn shit
"ALRIGHT BETTER USE THESE EXPENSIVE HEALING ITEMS BEFORE ENTERING THE NEXT ROOM"
*the next room is a save point that completely heals your health*
No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American