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asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

cannedcream:

moriahari:

discountbongsanddildos:

Look what I found.

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.

double0strider:

video games with good soundtracks > everything

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

bewbin:

Those are some long dogs

shiny-ebooks:

Kirby you piece of goddamn shit 

legs-are-just-for-show:

"ALRIGHT BETTER USE THESE EXPENSIVE HEALING ITEMS BEFORE ENTERING THE NEXT ROOM"

*the next room is a save point that completely heals your health*

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disco-robots:

No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”

phallocentricfascism:

phallocentricfascism:

"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"

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the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

monkeydseehr:

Tribute to one of the best sagas ever:

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
My Edits ( ゚▽゚)/

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.