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  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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saintlxurent:

Lorde is literally a dark pale blog in human form

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

greaterland:

me as hell

foodhumor:

Me when someone mentions food